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As a homebrewer, there's nothing quite like cracking open a cold one of your own creation and savoring the unique flavor that you've crafted with your own hands.
But what happens when your beer runs dry and you realize you'll never taste that exact same brew again? It's a feeling that every homebrewer knows all too well, like discovering that the last slice of pizza has already been eaten. (RIP, Loser Cruiser Red Ale. You were gone too soon.)
To pay homage to the beers that have disappeared into the ether, we've compiled a list of the top 5 discontinued brews that I'm too young to know but sound pretty good (or really bad).
1. Schmidt Beer
Schmidt Beer was a classic American lager that was popular throughout the Midwest in the 1970s and 1980s. It was known for its smooth, easy-drinking flavor and affordable price point. Unfortunately, Schmidt Beer was discontinued in 1990, leaving many nostalgic beer drinkers wishing they could enjoy a cold one once again. I like this one because my friend, Levi Schmidt, and his family have a bunch of these on display. They are pretty sweet!
2. Budweiser Brew Masters' Private Reserve
This beer was a limited edition released in 2005, crafted by Budweiser's brewmasters with a special blend of hops and barley. It received high praise from beer enthusiasts for its rich, full-bodied flavor and unique aroma. Despite its success, Budweiser Brew Masters' Private Reserve was never released again, making it a highly sought after beer for collectors and beer enthusiasts alike. Seems fancy.
3. Miller Lite Ice
Miller Lite Ice was a popular beer in the late 90s and early 2000s. It was a stronger version of Miller Lite that boasted a higher alcohol content and a smoother flavor. Despite being a fan favorite, Miller Lite Ice was eventually discontinued due to a shift in consumer preferences towards craft beers. Honestly, it sounds pretty gross.
4. New Coke Beer
In the mid-90s, Coca-Cola decided to try its hand at brewing beer. The result was a line of beers that included New Coke Beer, which was marketed as a "bold and refreshing" brew. Despite being popular with drinkers, New Coke Beer was eventually discontinued due to a lack of interest from retailers.
5. Guinness Extra Cold
Guinness Extra Cold was a variation of the classic Irish stout that was served at a lower temperature than the standard version. This made it smoother and more refreshing, and it was a hit with drinkers who wanted a lighter Guinness experience. Despite its popularity, Guinness Extra Cold was eventually discontinued due to a focus on the original recipe.
While we can't bring these beers back from the dead, I can still pretend like I tried them. Until then, I'll keep savoring the memories of our homebrew beers I've loved and lost, and keep on brewing up new creations to enjoy in the moment. Here's to the fleeting nature of life and the deliciousness of beer.
Cheers!
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